Thursday, February 3, 2011

Man's Heart Quote

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

This is so true, you may not think since my husband has a great built- he is tall and slender but ladies I must say if you can cook it is an easy access to any man's heart. As for all those men out there...every women loves a man who can cook and if you clean too then you're a golden catch!

Joke of the Day: The Italian Elbow

Like many other nationalities Italians love to spread love through food and gifts. You never go ANYWHERE empty handed! So when I read this joke I could not stop laughing. Enjoy!

The Italian Elbow

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.


"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.When you get out, I'mma on the left.With you elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"