Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Funny Marriage Quotes

I came across these quotes and thought they were hysterical. Everyone could use a good laugh once in a while! Enjoy!

"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." Frank Carson

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." Michel de Montaigne

"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."Red Skelton

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner

Children's Laughter Quote

"There is no sweeter sound to fill a home than a child's laughter."

What's For Dessert: Apple Turnovers

These have to be the easiest, yet delicious, apple turnovers you can make.

What you need:

  • 3 apples peeled
  • 1 package crescent rolls
  • cinnamon
  • sugar
Slice apples really thin, coat in cinnamon and sugar. Unroll crescent rolls and fill each triangle with apple mixture. Roll up and bake at 350 until golden brown. If you want to get fancy when cooled mix powdered sugar with apple juice and pour glaze over turnovers.

Enjoy!