Funny Conversations of The Week

People seem to amaze me and I have noticed that this week has been filled with funny conversations so I thought I would share some with you. Please note these are all conversations I actually had with people.

*I was at a picnic and while everyone was swimming a 75 year old woman leaned in and asked me:
“I don’t like people with tattoos...not sure why I just never did. Oh wait do you have any tattoos??” lol Old People

*One of my girlfriends and I were speaking and I love that I am open with her and we argue about everything and anything. When I wasn't agreeing with her she responded:

“You only hear what you want to hear”

My Response“Wait What?!”

“SEE!”

*I was driving my daughter home and she has been a little too bossy lately so she's in the backseat bossing me around:

“No we need to go that way…that way…that way Mamma”

My response: “Baby girl I can’t drive that way I’ll drive into a tree if I do!” 

“Ohhh”

*One of my clients was having a rough day and left me a message. It cracked me up:

“I am swamped, and it's been a crazy week. I am having a heart attack over this…well not really I never have heart attacks but I am  really stressed out”

* I needed to cancel my session with my trainer who also happens to be my brother-in-law which I knew after doing this face-to-face I should have just texted him, haha

"I can't train Sat afternoon"

"Fine come Fri night"

"I can't do Fri night"

"Fine come Saturday at 9:00"

"I can't it will be too early."

" I am the trainer, I make the rules. Get up and get there by 9:00"

I swear my life could be a movie!

Happy Wednesday!!!