*I was at a picnic and while everyone was swimming a 75 year old woman leaned in and asked me:
“I don’t like people with tattoos...not sure why I just never did. Oh wait do you have any tattoos??” lol Old People
*One of my girlfriends and I were speaking and I love that I am open with her and we argue about everything and anything. When I wasn't agreeing with her she responded:
“You only hear what you want to hear”
My Response“Wait What?!”
“SEE!”
*I was driving my daughter home and she has been a little too bossy lately so she's in the backseat bossing me around:
“No we need to go that way…that way…that way Mamma”
My response: “Baby girl I can’t drive that way I’ll drive into a tree if I do!”
“Ohhh”
*One of my clients was having a rough day and left me a message. It cracked me up:
“I am swamped, and it's been a crazy week. I am having a heart attack over this…well not really I never have heart attacks but I am really stressed out”
* I needed to cancel my session with my trainer who also happens to be my brother-in-law which I knew after doing this face-to-face I should have just texted him, haha
"I can't train Sat afternoon"
"Fine come Fri night"
"I can't do Fri night"
"Fine come Saturday at 9:00"
"I can't it will be too early."
" I am the trainer, I make the rules. Get up and get there by 9:00"
I swear my life could be a movie!
Happy Wednesday!!!
