Crazy Things Kids Say

My daughter is at the age where she is too smart for her own good. I love watching her and listening to her speak. She loves to make up stories and her "why" stages are slowing down.  She cracks me up and I sometimes wish I had a constant recorder on to capture these funny moments. Below are just a few "crazy things" she has said or asked recently.

- I was trying on bikini tops when she turned to me and asked "Mamma why do your boobies look so sad?"
- Whenever she has to goo potty she sings it " Mammmma I gotta go Peeee Peee, Mammma I gotta go   Peee Pee."
- She let out a big Yawn the other day said "Mamma I'm yawning because I am hungry."
-Whenever we go through the pharmacy drive through she asks for chicken nuggets.
- We were at TJ Maxx and she wanted to know the name of a little boy so the other mom told her and when the mom asked my lil one her name she told her and introduced me as Kinky Cat.
-At the grocery store I went to pay and she said "Hurry up you old bag"

As a parent it is hard to keep a straight face when your child says something embarrassing. You do not want to laugh because that will encourage their behavior but I must say my sisters-who do not have children-enjoy my embarrassing stories. I hope you enjoyed the laughs and remember if you are a parent to cherish these moments because they are short and life is short!

What "crazy things" has your child said recently?